a new era has wept upon us, as doctor who change it face once again. If this sounds pretentious then I have done my job. it give promise of change but change may not be good for some. ( it sound that it’s a bad review but please hang on) the episode starts with the doctor hanging for dear life as the tardis almost crashes into be big ben and almost hitting the doctor’s sensitive regions.
The opening sequence was flat to me. Not visually, stick the original theme and it would be great. What I have the problem is the dark rendition of Murry gold. It felt very Sarah Jane adventures on a bad day. It start all gloom and doom but in the end the REAL theme tune emerges.
Anyways, we see amy praying to ‘santa’. I know in the world of political correctness we have to be fair to other religions but why is she praying for santa. She then meets the doctor who crashes and ruins the garden shed. What like the bit with food and the racist comment by the doctor (if you see can find it way to go) she then point the doctor (after eating fish fingers and custard, which is not the most disgusting food combo. Cuz I know a man how eats Noodles with ketchup. Not Pasta, NOODLES (the broke that broke college grad and the Asian population eat) with ketchup) to the crack on the wall. He opens it and we see the eye from the twilight zone. The eye tell a prisoner zero has escape but the before the doctor can do anything about it, the tardis goes on the hissy-fit. The doctor goes in the tardis to fix the problem by going five minutes into the future. He promises Amy of travelling though time and space. And we see the cute thing since torchwood babies. (I really like the web comic thus I’m making a reference because I can) fast forward tomorrow morning. (I think)
We see amy in a very sexy police uniform (French maid would be nice but…)( and also the doctor doesn’t know but we know). Just before she knocked him with a cricket bat (a reference to the fifth doctor) he then talked about six door and we meet prisoner zero. I know it not the greatest monster (dalek) or the worst ( absorbalof) but one unique thing about it is it’s butt ugly. It across between sea snake and angler fish and it works.
We also learn that amy is a kiss-o-gram (an indigenous tribe located in the rain forest of whorenia). And that it’s 12 years since fish and custard (it always starts that way). At this point it kinda goes time traveler’s wife for me. The question is are they or are they not, and what is the connection with jeff and amy and rovy? Is he the hot ex that got away? (for amy). The doctor discovers that he has four 20 minutes to save the world. Then the sun goes different. And we see how the doctor looks at things. (and if I’m in his head, I don’t want to go)
The then saves the world by spreading a virus with the help of Jeff’s laptop, with references to Jeff watching porn. (you cheeky bastard Steven Moffat). The twist with amy was great and a love how prisoner x uses little amy as a digest, creepy as hell. And the story is much more known than the RTD hidden Mickey kind of story arc. the crack on the wall and the silence story arc is quite promising.
The doctor then confronts the big eye aliens (the atraxi). But before that he changes his clothes and get naked in front of rovy and amy (and amy like what she sees). He warns the atraxi to leave this planet (basically…run. Ohhwwwwooohhhhh fangazime ) and also make a excuse to show all the past doctor and david tenant, After which, the doctor run to the tardis which has change inside and out.
A time cut and a beautiful scene of little Amelia (ahwwww ! ) the doctor come back two years later which angers amy ( he doesn’t get the time right does he. It might be this doctor’s quirk) amy travels with the doctor (when childhood dreams come true) but warn the doctor to get her back on the same day. The story ends with a shoot amy’s cartoons and dolls of the doctor and her (I want one of those. It does how much? I’ll do anything to get one of the dolls. And end with a wedding dress (ohhh! How mysterious).
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